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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2766 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.