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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2250 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 2363 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.