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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7114 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.