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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1461 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 344 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.