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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1416 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.