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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6256 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.