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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6062 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.