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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5727 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.