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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2372 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.