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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4628 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 79286 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.