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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7517 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.