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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9210 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 490857 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.