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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1990 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 838 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 3431 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.