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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4378 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 139 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4787 |
Magic Items Found: | 6022 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, scream, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!