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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1363 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 388 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, scream, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!