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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8603 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, scream, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!