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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2517 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 162 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, scream, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!