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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2718 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 123281 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, scream, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!