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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6888 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 6762 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, scream, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!