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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7599 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Votes: | 6693 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, scream, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!