so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.

plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Players Killed by Monsters: 8575 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Farms Harvested: 703 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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