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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1129 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4870 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.