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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3789 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 892028 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.