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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 604 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
