Eco-Disaster FunLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

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Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	94	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

augmented reality, Communication, convenience, Customization, design, Entertainment, fashion, fitness tracker, FUNCTIONALITY, futuristic, GadgetGurus, health monitoring, innovation, long battery life, personal assistant, productivity, smart device, smp, Technology, user-friendly, virtual reality, wearable gadget, WearableWonder

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Magic Items Found:	3365
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

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Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	9491
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, compassion, Deception, family, family dynamics, Father, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, Lies, Minecraft, moral dilemma, nephew, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, Server, sibling rivalry, SisLiedNephewCried, Truth

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MentalMinecraftSMP

mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, mental illness acceptance, mental illness advocacy, mental illness awareness., mental illness causes, mental illness education, mental illness facts, mental illness impact, mental illness medication, mental illness recovery, mental illness resources, mental illness statistics, mental illness stigma reduction, mental illness support, mental illness symptoms, mental illness therapy, mental illness treatment, mental illness understanding, MentalMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EpicFailDifficulty

Challenges, determination, difficulty setting, EpicFailDifficulty, learning curve, Life, life lessons, MISTAKES, Obstacles, Overcoming, perseverance, personal growth, playthrough, progress, resilience, self improvement, setbacks, starting over, success, trial and error

Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MonarchyAxedCraft

Australia, Australian republic, British Monarchy, Commonwealth, constitutional monarchy, Decision making, Democracy, Government, historical change, INDEPENDENCE, king charles, Monarchy, MonarchyAxedCraft, national identity, Politics, prince charles, queen elizabeth ii, referendum, Republic, royal family, SOVEREIGNTY

come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Buildings Constructed:	40	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

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come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4