Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Dimension Hops: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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