DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Farms Harvested:	239	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	7981
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6467	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Emeralds Found:	2783	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Alien Abductions:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Votes:	2259

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Void Armor Forged:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7258
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Crops Grown:	9494	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net