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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	858577

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Votes:	1893
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Potions Brewed:	83
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	9445
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	3048	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mines Excavated:	3427	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	220	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Votes:	8468
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Votes:	7834
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Potions Brewed:	97	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	993351
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	87
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com