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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ores Mined:	670	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Crops Grown:	9689
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	6926	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net