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Players:	91/100	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Towns Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crops Grown:	8125
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Endless Night Skies:	3

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

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MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	2843
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

play.minehavoc.com

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5615	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

8b8t.me

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

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Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Farms Harvested:	793
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

pixelmonline.com

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	192
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

org.pvpwars.net

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	53

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Play.kronic.ro

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Void Armor Forged:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

play.hellbounds.net

SamMc

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

play.sammc.xyz:30125

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Votes:	6219	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Emeralds Found:	1130	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8796	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	77	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	148	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8139	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	98
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	107	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

play.mc-ages.com