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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Potions Brewed:	48	Void Gems Collected:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

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DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Potions Brewed:	46	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	7114	Towns Built:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9882

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	9231	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Animals Bred:	69	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Animals Bred:	116
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	6974
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Animals Bred:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	3955	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ores Mined:	1526
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com