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Players:	93/500	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4410	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	226
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchantments Applied:	108	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	60	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2558	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension Hops:	4

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2192	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1293	Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	156

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	105
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3364
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	204
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7668
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com