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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3375	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	862313	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3903	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7334	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5453
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crops Grown:	4253

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Items Found:	4844
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	2509	Void Gems Collected:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz