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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7761	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Minecraft survival server with a friendly community, fun events, and big ideas in mind. We aim to offer a true-to-game survival experience, adding a few quality of life tweaks. We are driven to provide a friendly, engaging and fair Minecraft community. Our server is intended to be a place to chill alone or with your friends. – Community events, activities and projects – Friendly & helpful community – Active owner & mature staff team – Toggleable PVP – Gaming & Shopping District – Whitelist Only – Survival World – Extra Large Map

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Newly launched network featuring survival prison hybrid and ManHunt! Public and Private /Party modes for manhunting! 1.8 – 1.19+ Java, with crossplay support – Bedrock.TumbleweedMC.com– Survival (Prison Hybrid) – Manhunt (YouTube) – SlimeFun Survival – Kitpvp (with guns) – MCWildWest – Skyblock (coming soon)Survival world with Custom plugins plus McMMO and custom Landclaims. Prison server features such as the server mines & rankup perks.Beyond the survival gamemode, we also have an RPG gun gamemode inspired by RDR2 & GTA Online. We also have other gamemodes such as Skyblock and KitPVP in development and releasing soon! Seeya there!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

You’ve been invited to join SageSMP.A friendly, 15+ PvE Minecraft Survival MP server! This server has been made so Minecraft players all over the world have to opportunity to make new friends, build together & have a safe place to come to after a long day. In the server, we offer many different custom features, such as:Level up » You can simply level up by doing everyday tasks such as mining and fishing! Crates » A reward system with (legendary) prizes for voting, playing & ranking up. Claims » You can claim your builds for maximum security. Events » Join our events & receive a lot of free items, cool nick-colours & maybe even trails! Ranks » We have both earnable and purchasable ranks with really cool perks such as /fly. Currencies » Earn feathers and crystals, sell items & become the richest player on the server. Special enchantments » Get amazing enchantments from the crates or feather shops. Art maps » Make your amazing paintings using dye; the only limitation with your creativity is your imagination!There’s so much more, but I don’t wanna make this list any longer. You can come to check them all out yourself on IP: play.sagesmp.me.The server is currently on 1.20.1, but you’re able to join from any version above 1.16! Be aware that we’re a Java server and don’t support bedrock.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	New Chunks Explored:	58116

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.