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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server [1.16 – 1.20] with a small community trying to entertain and have fun, we hope you enjoy it a lot <3

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

MineVillage is a new Minecraft network offering unique survival experiences. We’re currently offering two unique game modes. Oneblock & Earth.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Vexius Minecraft Server Explore Three Unique Server Types: Creative 1.20.1, Skyblock 1.17.2, Survival 1.20.1 Join with any version 1.12.2-1.20.1 Creative Server Features: Free WorldEdit & VoxelSniper, GoPaint & GoBrush, Plots. Survival Server Highlights: Bosses & Mobapocalypses, Player Markets & MiniGames, Daily Quests & Fishing Tournaments, GriefPrevention & Towny. Skyblock Server Excitement: Experience Slimefun – A Major Game-Changer!, Generate Ores & Participate in Envoys, Take on Challenges & Epic Dragon Fights Discord: https://discord.gg/9ZdE8Ek IP: vexius.org Experience the best of Minecraft at Vexius!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Emeralds Found:	739

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.