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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Emeralds Found:	2570

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

All Games – ATM8

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Two Times A Charm

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

iPocket Island

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayChorus

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The culmination of years of dedicated effort, Chorus is a fantasy PvEvP experience where you: – Explore a breathtaking fantasy realm hitherto unseen in Minecraft, teeming with hostile biomes, ancient mysteries, and enigmatic beasts to slay. – Join forces with allies to erect mighty cities and carve out a nation. – Embark on raids to seize varied NPC strongholds and hidden dungeons. – From the heavens, unleash a barrage of greekfire and rockets in exhilarating aerial combats. – With your goat horn, lead steadfast NPC troops and hired mercenaries. – Lay siege to player cities & forts using our advanced, in-house siege mechanics. Blast and burn with reckless abandon, knowing all is restored afterwards. – Ready your mounts for battle, be it horse, panda, or bear, to unleash devastating cavalry charges. – Dive deep underwater on a dolphin’s back, wielding tridents against adversaries. – Through battle, cunning, or diplomacy, expand your realm and ascend to empire status.Join the scramble!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EagleMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Undone Network

PvP, Survival

You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

McCities

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Neverending Story

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GamingCrafters

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hufverse

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

━━━━━ 「・ mιnecraghternuğ・」 ━━━━━Survival: A world where you can create your city (Towny) and/or create your personal protection. Complete missions to use Magic and obtain special items.Factions: Dominate the world and defend your base. You have advanced cannons to explode obsidian. 5-day PvP protection for all new players.Towers: An epic battle between the red and blue team to obtain 5 points. Build a bridge and reach the enemy, kill them all and avoid their arrows.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NorthCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Whether you’re new to Minecraft, a seasoned player, adventurer, creator or just looking for a friendly, safe place to spend time, there is something for everyone on NorthCraft! From the moment you log on, you’ll find a clean, safe environment to explore, with a Starter Kit to help battle mobs, gather resources and create something great. We keep it basic and focus on vanilla gameplay, but for those who want more, we’ve got you covered. On NorthCraft, you’ll find XP Grinders, Shops, and MyPet companions, as well as economy, Lisa (our 24/7 Assistant) and numerous worlds and destinations which make our server, YOUR server – it’s the perfect place to play! And with progressive ranks, land protection and so much more, there’s no end to what you can do! Grab your shovel, and get on! Now featuring a Creative world, Skyblock, Trivia, Games, Reward Crates and more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bavaria Craft

PvE, Survival

We are a small community of friendly Minecraft players looking for fellow players! bavaria-craft.de The server principle is quickly explained (Survival+Freebuild). You join our server, choose a nice place, Set your home and farm items for your Minecraft world wonders 🙂 The ranks are determined based on community behavior or friendly demeanor Each player initially has the following rights: Here is the IP to your Minecraf server:bavaria-craft.deUnlock yourself by simply solving an easy puzzle.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Twisted Gaming Community

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into Boundless Adventures – Your Ultimate Minecraft Oasis!Unleash the thrill of Minecraft like never before with our 100% FREE and forever open server! Our mission? Crafting an unparalleled community of passionate players, and guess what? No paywalls, no limits! We believe in absolute equality – no /donate commands here, and they’ll never see the light of day!Embark on your journey across our 4 thrilling servers: Lobby: The vibrant hub where your adventure begins! Survival (Paper): Immerse yourself in a dynamic world, ready for your exploration! Hardcore (Semi-Vanilla): Brace yourself for the ultimate challenge – survival at its rawest! Mini-Games (Coming Soon): Get ready for heart-pounding excitement and endless fun! Sky Block (Coming Soon): Elevate your gameplay to new heights in our upcoming sky-high experience!Behind the scenes, a dedicated individual harnesses the power of cutting-edge technology, ensuring all our servers run on the latest tech with ALL the RAM you could ever dream of! Join us now and be part of something extraordinary – where your Minecraft adventure knows no bounds! #BoundlessAdventures #MinecraftMagic

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.