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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	621151

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!