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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	86	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4785	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.