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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	691
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

RomanMC Network (1.7 – 1.120.2) offers a premium experience for free! We are a semi-cracked server with tons of both premium and popular plugins to give you an experience of a lifetime!– Survival / Skyblock / Factions – 100+ Plugins Per Gamemode – Mob & Parkour Dungeons – McMMO – Pets That Fly! – Land Claiming + Town Claiming | 3D Subdivides – Mob Coins – 400+ Custom Enchants – Jobs – Auction Houses, Coinflips, LotteryWhat are you waiting for? Be part of our community at play.romanmc.net today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.