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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

– Ranks: Begin your adventure as a Peasant, and climb your way up the rank hierarchy! Rank-up to unlock access to new perks. – Towny Survival Mode: Claim some land and build your very own community from the ground up! – Economy: Custom NPC shops, Player shops, & Server shops! – RPG Elements: Everything you do earns you experience. Mine, Dig, Run, Eat – Level up, Increase your stats, & Unlock OP abilities – Bedrock-Java Cross-play: Users can join the server from Pocket Edition, Java Edition, Windows 10 Edition, Xbox, PlayStation, and the Nintendo Switch. – Creative World: Feeling Creative? Enter a creative PlotWorld with /creative and build to your hearts content. – Minigames: Fight your way to victory through hordes of mobs in the Mob Arena, Challenge other players to PVP in the Arena, or race for the fastest Parkour time for big rewards!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ItherioMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	5716
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ScamCraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6631	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TMCCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

TMCcraft (a minecraft server network) is all about it’s 2 gamemodes. Economy based factions and Traincarts Creative. In the Factions gamemode you can open your own shops with chestshops, start your auctions, rent a plot of land in the spawn, exchange your money for gold and much more, while still being a faction server. Though the gameplay has shifted more towards econemy instead of raiding.

The Creative server is a wallhalla for Themepark enthousiasts. With tools like Traincarts, Wireless redstone, Worldedit and others you’ll be able to create your very own Themepark in minecraft. Build rollercoaster with connected trains, which can be controlled by complex (or simple) redstone systems. From changing the speed to hanging carts beneath a rail, with traincarts you can do it all!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ParlaGames

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The biggest minecraft server in Israel, if you want to play on an Israeli server with lots of games, this is the place for you. The server belongs to the Parliament community that specializes in the Israeli minecraft community and offers a variety of fun games that can be played endlessly. The server includes games like Aguirres, Plots (Creative), Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder, and Skyblock And many more soon. Join 20,000 unique players and play on the most successful server in Israel

This is the biggest Minecraft server in Israel, if you would like to play in an israeli server with tons of games this is the place for you. This server was made by an Israeli Community called Parlamentum. which provides a variaty of fun minigames that you can play non-stop. The games offers some games like EggWars, Plots (Creative) , Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder Mystery and SkyBlock And much more soon. Join together with a 20,000 unique playerbase and play you too in the most successful server in Israel.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!