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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 484 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?