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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6144 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 393 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
Animals Bred: | 89 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?