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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7719 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5812 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
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plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
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