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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9255 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
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