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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 885 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?