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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4164 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 4607 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?