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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2958 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 5051 |
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plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?