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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9565 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7051 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2352 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 230 |
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plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?