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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7633 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
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