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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4563 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?